Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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