He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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