Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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