my vag is so smooth its legendary
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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