3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
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