More tranny stories later!
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
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