I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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