i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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