If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Randomize
