She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I wish there were birth control emojis
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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