Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
you guys were way drunker than both of me
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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