We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
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