I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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