i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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