Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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