Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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