If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
