Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
