She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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