just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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