That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
