You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Randomize
