so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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