I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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