why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
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