somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Randomize
