so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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