If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
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