Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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