hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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