I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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