Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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