i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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