Whod you bang
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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