we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Randomize
