idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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