she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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