he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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