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i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
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oh fat girl friday strikes again...
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
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