Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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