We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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