So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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