The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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