Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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