using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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