therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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