I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
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