how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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