So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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