Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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