do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Sorry about my life...
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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