Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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