Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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