did you get engaged???
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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