I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
You were trust falling into bushes
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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