Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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